“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
and you know I wanna ask you to dance right there, in the middle of the parking lot, yeah.
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
hey mom my gang is coming over tonight can you prepare some fun snacks
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
hot guys and cats are my 2 favorite things.
this just made my day!
Which was louder: Sherlock’s body hitting the ground or John’s heart shattering?
The sound of your neck snapping as I kill you.
Well said
"I like teenagers. They are in the area of conflict between the person that they are, the one they want to be and the one they might be. I want to sit down at the table with them when they discuss true love, great loss, the big philosophical questions for the first time. And I want to be at least a small voice in their heads, when they experience these things for the first time."
John Green on why he writes young adult, the fault in our stars interview (via barbieandken)
